MEASURE YOUR RESULTS.
Go ahead. Put a yardstick (or, in this case, the magnifying ruler we recently sent you) to the results test.
Did your investment generate a positive return? Did you get the R.O.I. you’d wanted? Did your membership event produce both immediate and lasting success?
And yes, we said Membership “Event,” not just a membership “drive.”
Anyone can take your money, pop out some postcards, throw some  chicken in a chafing dish, and call it an “event.” But that’s like saying filet mignon and then serving fast-food burger patties. Great promise but disappointing delivery.
Your Chamber Connection delivers the real thingin total-event effectiveness, total-event quality, total-event honesty, and total-event follow-up service.
Before you sign up for some membership cultivation service, look at the miles as well as the inches. Look at the substance over the style. Look to Your Chamber Connection, because when it comes to results, we measure up...not down.



Ken Higdon, CCE, President of the                       Temple (Texas) Chamber of Commerce checks the paperwork, and is all smiles.  
434 smile later…..                                                         

                                
 
RETENTION DEPT: By Lorraine Deitchman, President, Your Chamber Connection.
I was talking recently with one of our clients regarding Membership Retention. We were not even discussing Membership Events but just Membership Retention and how hard it can be                                                                                                          to educate your members on what a Chamber really does.
We know that those who become involved in the Chamber usually renew, but so many of the members do not become involved. We were sure they put most of the Chamber’s informational mailings in the circular file.
I asked a question that I had been curious about for a long time. “Of the members that participate with us in their Membership Event, how many of them were no longer members?” We had spent 47 minutes going over with them the features and benefits of Chamber membership. We did this with enthusiasm and high energy. For most of them, this was a positive volunteer experience. Also, for many it was the first time they had heard the full overview of what the Chamber does.
Some of those that participated were loyal, involved Chamber members. Some were members that did not usually participate in Chamber functions, and some were not even Chamber members but volunteered to help out a Chamber member friend.
In retrospect, our client felt that few that participated in her Membership Event had left the Chamber, and many more of the volunteers were more involved than they had ever been in a Chamber project.
We both knew the story of the member that owned a large company and had stayed a member but never was involved. He was asked to chair the Event with 5 other business leaders. He agreed, did what was asked of him, and more. He became very involved with the Membership Event and 6 years later is their incoming Chairman of the Board.
Our client considered who participated with energy in their Membership Event and told me, “I think we may have one or two future Board Chairmen here now and a number of future Board Members, for sure.”
The moral of the story? Get 100 or more members involved in a YCC Membership Event, and you are bound to have more total involvement in the Chamber and a higher    retention average.


THIS IS TRICKY DEPT: A test for Dementia. Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time; answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? 
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another! 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? Scroll down for answer. Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right.
Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.
Okay, now the bonus round: There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?                                                He just has to open his mouth and ask.  (Want to frustrate the smart rear ends in your life.? Confront them with this test.)


ZOOT SUIT DEPT: Airport Experiences.
Through the years I’ve gotten used to people starring at me as I walk through airports. Honestly, how many businessmen wear red, purple or orange Zoot Suites? Not many.
During a recent trip to Las Vegas for a set up meeting with the North Las Vegas Chamber even I was shocked by the response I received at the airport. Now come on, I thought lots of men dressed like this in Las Vegas and I wouldn’t stick out so much. At least that’s how I thought some men dressed there based on what I’ve seen on T.V. How wrong I was. This particular day I was wearing a lime green Zoot suit with a white silk shirt and tie and white shoes. (Yes, white shoes after Labor Day!) I could not believe how many people came up to me just to get a closer look at the suit or just to say "awesome suit". Then I noticed people were taking pictures of me. One gentleman came up to me and said "I hope you don’t mind but my wife took a picture of you". People also randomly came up to me and introduced themselves and were all so friendly. Who would have thought a suit could bring such joy and entertainment to strangers! I thanked everyone with my usual enthusiasm. And now I want to thank Las Vegas for making me feel so welcome! Thank you Las Vegas!!!


BEEN THERE, GOING WHERE DEPT: Since our last newsletter, we have completed Membership Events in: 
Lawrence, KS: 165 members, $50,233, 15% increase.
North Las Vegas, NV: 164 members, $50,370, 29% increase.
Temple, TX: 434 members, $98,000, 49% increase.
Joliet, IL: 208 members, $51,687, 15% increase.
We will finish up the year in Stephenville, Texas with over 6000 new members and more than $1,500,000 in new Chamber income!
In January/February we will be in Laguna Niguel, CA, (our 1st Event), Goodyear, AZ, (Southwest Valley CofC, our 5th Event), Lufkin, TX (our 3rd Event), and Rockport, TX (our 2nd Event),